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    November 05

    Shopping Analysis

    Is it just me, or do others try and decide what people have planned based on the contents of their shopping trolly.
     
    So the Man in the next asile had the following:
     
    • 5 dozen eggs
    • 5 packets of ham
    • 10 baggettes
    • 24 bottles of red wine
    • 6 DVD
    • 5 packs of razors
    • 10 packets of assorted arial leads, usb leads phonbe leads, all sort of TV type stuff.

    I came up with a swingers evening in watching DVDs on his new Projector (brought separately) he needs to set up, hence the selcetion of cables, for clean shaven couples only. (itchy ones as no shaving foam)

    Followed by Ham omlettes with fresh bread and red wine.

     

    Then the bloke in front of me. May I add in the 10 or less check out, 20 bottles of shampoo and conditioner and 5 cans of larger. Oh and he was nearly bald.

     

    Is the rest of the world slowly going mad or just me?

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    Cheryllwrote:
    LOL Just saw this post. Too funny.
    Nov. 10
    eileen through in a steak and we have got a stew.

    Well he must have one big and hungry dog. Or perhaps he is married to a bitch. Needs the jim bean to face her. Or I guess cheap dog food so he can aford the booze.
    Nov. 7
    What a shopping basket! I'll go with your suggestion! ha x
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    I think my list tonight will consist of a few bottles of wine and some onions, carrots and celery... can you guess what I'll be doing?
    Nov. 6
    Well no... not disposing of any bodies! Washing line, because some little sod cut mine (grrr) Gloves because the pup chewed and ate most of one, bin bags for all the leaves I need to sweep up in the backyard, glue for a broken vase, and Nytol because I keep kidding myself that they work heh. Bloke next in line had approx 24 cans of smartprice dog food and a bottle of Jim Beam... really not sure what to read into that one! Oh what have you started here! lol
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    So true!!!
    (Although I'd be quite happy wishing it was slightly warmer in my office..)
    Nov. 6
    As I was once told, be careful what you wish for!!!!!!
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    LOL!!!
    Nov. 6
    I'll be in the shit now this weekend if something does happen to her. LOL
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    Lol..
    Nov. 6
    Yes, but only once the insurance company paid up.
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    Along with about 150% of your stress!!!
    Nov. 6
    Hope Tanwrote:
    Your inspiration is always there in you.
    Nov. 6
    yes that is the worrying part.

    Now then plans for the weekend are!!! Hmmmm!

    But if the Ex were to disapear, 90% of my inspiration would go as well.
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    Maybe he's thinking about what he'd do with such items....
    Nov. 6
    BUt you would have also read, how bad my spelling and grammar are.

    But thanks for the compliment
    Nov. 6
    Hope Tanwrote:
    Hi, Mark, what a good imagination. I have found for a while that you are very good at attracting attention in writing. You should write detective stories. They will be sensational ones.
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    Oh god no! I wouldn't dream of it...
    Nov. 6
    You are just as bad as me.

    So do not go upsetting Sharon today.
    Nov. 6
    Eileenwrote:
    and superglue their mouth shut so they can't scream for help...
    Nov. 6

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